Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
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Marian Keyes
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Woody Allen
Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me, ” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen! ” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed...
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Jeaniene Frost
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

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Unknown
Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. ''What did you do?'' I said over the noise as he backed up towards the bathroom door. ''The girl who gave you the note?'''' Yes..'''' I caught her staring at my lighter.'' I blinked....
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Michelle Hodkin
More Quotes By Don Rickles
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.
Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
